How not to get a bob

It's harder than you'd think

Look, I don’t want to get a bob ok? I’ve thought about it a lot, and I just don’t.

I know that’s a disappointment to you, and I’m sorry. I know you want me to cut all my hair off.  

You say you don’t, but I know you do really. I can see the silvery glint in your eye. I know that if I ever said the words “maybe a bob?” you would have me in a chair with a t…